大雷一张口,宇宙抖一抖
Fangirl退散吧,我翻译都翻译不下去。
“Clearly, the man loves me. Can’t get enough of me. He hugs. He kisses. It’s embarrassing. Through thirty-some-odd years of stealing his bike, and stealing his lunch, and prank phone-calling, and gag gifts, and ear jokes, and “dull” jokes, and “ugly” jokes, and various bodily-function gags far too gruesome to elucidate, Leonard’s still crazy about me. Don’t let the curmudgeonly, vaguely annoyed tone fool you - Leonard’s always like that. It’s nothing personal. It’s really just the tragic aftereffects of prolonged ear-glue sniffing.
Scratch through Leonard’s hard, crusty shell, and you’ll find… an even harder, crustier soul. Age can do that to a man… but keep digging, and somewhere amid the Nimoy innards, you’ll find that underneath all the bellyaching, Leonard secretly loves my relentless teasing and practical jokes. He live for it. He‘s never actually told me that; in fact, he often says the exact opposite, but through it all, I know the truth. After three decades of abuse, where lesser men would have by now grown tired of my absolutely brilliant little gags, Leonard hangs in there. Oh sure, he shouts at me, swears, pound his fists into my flesh, fingerpoints, name-calls, threatens to sue, flares his nostrils, and rolls his eyes every time I ambush him with yet another brilliantly hilarious trick, but that’s just his way of signaling me that he’s savoring every minute of it… I think. In fact, whenever he’s really enjoying my comedic gems, there’s a little vein just over his left eyebrow that sort of rises up out of his forehead and starts pulsating. It’s the cutest thing.”
—
William Shatner about Leonard Nimoy in Get a Life!
“Clearly, the man loves me. Can’t get enough of me. He hugs. He kisses. It’s embarrassing. Through thirty-some-odd years of stealing his bike, and stealing his lunch, and prank phone-calling, and gag gifts, and ear jokes, and “dull” jokes, and “ugly” jokes, and various bodily-function gags far too gruesome to elucidate, Leonard’s still crazy about me. Don’t let the curmudgeonly, vaguely annoyed tone fool you - Leonard’s always like that. It’s nothing personal. It’s really just the tragic aftereffects of prolonged ear-glue sniffing.
Scratch through Leonard’s hard, crusty shell, and you’ll find… an even harder, crustier soul. Age can do that to a man… but keep digging, and somewhere amid the Nimoy innards, you’ll find that underneath all the bellyaching, Leonard secretly loves my relentless teasing and practical jokes. He live for it. He‘s never actually told me that; in fact, he often says the exact opposite, but through it all, I know the truth. After three decades of abuse, where lesser men would have by now grown tired of my absolutely brilliant little gags, Leonard hangs in there. Oh sure, he shouts at me, swears, pound his fists into my flesh, fingerpoints, name-calls, threatens to sue, flares his nostrils, and rolls his eyes every time I ambush him with yet another brilliantly hilarious trick, but that’s just his way of signaling me that he’s savoring every minute of it… I think. In fact, whenever he’s really enjoying my comedic gems, there’s a little vein just over his left eyebrow that sort of rises up out of his forehead and starts pulsating. It’s the cutest thing.”
—
William Shatner about Leonard Nimoy in Get a Life!
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这真的合适么…… (:зゝ∠)
嘻嘻, 最早的slash fan fiction来自60年代Star Trek圈,那时候还没有因特网... Shatner也是最早就基情洋溢的演员啊~~~
【暗搓搓地放出自己的渣翻译成果XD~】
很显然,这个男人(应该是指Leonard Nimoy)爱我。他拥抱(我),他亲吻(我)——这个让人有点尴尬。过去三十多年,(我)偷他的自行车,偷他的午餐,给他打恶作剧电话,送恶作剧礼物,开那些关于尖耳朵、“迟钝”和“丑陋”的玩笑,以及其它许许多多的糟糕得无法解释的身体机能的玩笑,而Leonard依旧为我痴狂。别让这小气的、暧昧含糊地气恼扰人的语气欺骗你——Leonard始终喜欢这个。这不是针对(某人)个人的。这真的只是长时间的对耳朵胶水(可能是指Nimoy爷爷扮演Spock时黏瓦肯尖耳朵用的胶水)的抱怨的悲惨后遗症。
破开Leonard坚硬、易怒的外壳,你会发现一个更加坚硬、易怒的灵魂。年龄可能亦会使人如此,但是继续深挖下去,在Nimoy的身心深处,你会发现在(他的)那些抱怨之下,Leonard隐秘地热爱着我那些不屈不挠的戏弄以及恶作剧。他以此为生。他从未亲口对我说过;事实上,他所说的话常常与此相反。然而无论如何,我了解真相。在三十年的相爱相杀之后(……我觉得这句只能这么翻),心脏不够大的人早被我那些超赞的恶作剧给气跑了,但Leonard坚持了下来。当然,他也吼过我、骂过我、砂锅大的拳头揍进我肉里、拿手指指戳戳、用全名称呼我、威胁要起诉我、被我气得鼻孔一张一翕、在每一次我用又一个超赞的恶作剧伏击他的时候翻白眼,但这些都是他向我表达“他欣赏这个”的独特方式……我认为(如此)。实际上,每当他真的被我的搞笑行为逗乐时,在他左边眉毛上方的额头处,就会有一条小小的血管微微鼓起并脉动着。那真是这世上最最可爱的东西。